I’ll be back with a new episode on March 19th, and then on March 26th you will enjoy the exciting season finale!! kiss kiss.

Related Episodes:

http://kiss.lauramaydiaries.com/2010/06/episode-10-i-need-a-hero/

http://kiss.lauramaydiaries.com/2010/11/episode-22-lady-godiva/

Music by – Kevin MacLeod – http://incompetech.com

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Also coming soon – The Smooch Room, a new and innovative dating site for singles and couples!  I’ll let you all know when the site is active.

“See you” in just a few weeks. Kiss kiss.

I love mixing sex with food, it’s fun, delicious and it leaves a sweet taste in your mouth!

Clone-A-Pussy Chocolate Molding Kit by Empire Labs is a creative and edible activity that you and your partner can enjoy together. When using the Clone-A-Pussy Chocolate Molding Kit you will create a perfect replica of your lover’s vagina.

The kit provides all the tools you’ll need to successfully mold (and eat) a chocolate pussy! Using the kit is pretty easy: Mix the provided gel powder with water and press a container full of molding gel against the “hoo-haa” for a few minutes. Let the gel mold set in the freezer for 30 minutes. While waiting – have wild sex in the kitchen and melt your favorite chocolate in a cooking pan (you can use any chocolate you like – white, milk or dark). Pour the melted chocolate into the gel mold and… voila! – your chocolate pussy is ready to be eaten out!

To learn more about Clone-A-Pussy Chocolate Molding Kit by Empire Labs click on the picture below:

The Vajayjay is a magical oasis of love, but it can also stink real bad (!) and we all know that if it smells bad it tastes just as fishy! I’m sure some of you have had the painful pleasure of going down on a chick and her kitty smelled like sardines…

There are a few ways to resolve the bad odor/flavor  problem:
1.    Shower with soap (lots of soap!)
2.    Make sure to balance your diet with plenty of raw fruits and vegetables.
3.    After you wash your little beaver, rub some organic coconut oil in and around it – coconut has a sweet fragrance and flavor, it leaves the skin soft and smooth, and because it contains lauric acid, it has anti fungal properties and kills bad bacteria, fungi, and yeast like Candida.

Like the micropenis condition (see my blog post Size Me Up), there is a similar condition in female genitalia called clitoromegaly which is an abnormal enlargement of the clitoris. In the most pronounced cases, clitoromegaly is a symptom of intersexuality, since the large clitoris resembles a penis. (To learn more about the  clitoromegaly condition, click here).

In recent years fashion has played an important roll when it comes to pubic hair designs, color and accessories. Some ladies keep a full bush and some shave, wax or laser their “pubes”. Some women get tattoos and piercings in and on their cha chas, but no matter what you have down there, make sure you treat it with love, respect and tenderness.

**Laura Live! Episode 20 is all about Vaginas, I’ll conduct a rare interview with my vagina so if you have any questions you want to ask her – send it my way.** 

Vibrating Cock Rings are my favorite sex toys, whoever came up with this concept is a genius – it’s enjoyable for both men and women at the same time and it adds a “vibrating edge” to your sex lives.

I ordered the Double Dolphin Vibrating Cock Ring for valentine’s day and I must say that I, (or should I say – my mysterious Valentine’s day/night lover and I) had a blast with it! It was so enjoyable and sexy that in the morning we changed the batteries and had another “round”…

The Double Dolphin Vibrating Cock Ring is affordable, easy to use and it hit the “spot” for both men and women at the same time! It will turn any penis into a “trembling stick” (and that feels amazing inside any random vagina). At the same he gets his balls tickled and what man doesn’t like his downstairs “twins” massaged gently?!  (I personally love giving oral while he wears the ring, his “wee wee” dances in my mouth and it feels like a horny disco party!)

If you are a “sex toy beginner” or just want to try something a little different with your partner – the Double Dolphin Vibrating Cock Ring is a GREAT place to start your sexy journey to a kinkier sex life, so give it a go!

To learn more about the Double Dolphin Vibrating Cock Ring, click on the picture below:

I’m not religious, in fact I’m a “Super Atheist” – I believe in things that I can see, feel and touch. Call me crazy but I’d like to think that my great-great-great-great-great-grandparents were monkeys.

I’m 30 years old now and unfortunately God has never appeared in front of my blue eyes and said – “Hey sugar; I have a magical candy, wanna taste it?” (I can assure you though that if the Lord offered me a lolly-pop – I’d gladly suck it!)

SEX is NOT “god’s tool” to PROCREATE! I would be very happy if we all stopped having children for a few years and looked in the mirror – we are obviously not mature enough to take care of ourselves and our homes without destroying the planet and hurting one another…

Scientifically proven fact – humans (and mammals in general) need oxygen, water and food to survive. But we also need to be loved and touched in order to feel human – It’s how we operate and sexuality is a part of who we are – there is nothing wrong with wanting to have sex (and lots of it).

Some cultures around the world make sex sound like such a horrible sin, their religious leaders limit sexuality with many different rules and regulations (it’s a great way to control the weak, the poor and the uneducated), but sexuality is a natural part of our being and when you put boundaries on it, people become aggressive and violent. I wonder how many religious teachers have molested little boys and girls in the church, the “Yeshiva” and the Madrasah?

I personally find that a lot of religious people are hypocritical when it comes to their own sexual desires – to the outside world they wear a clean-cut innocent mask, they cover themselves up with long, heavy and dark clothes but inside they want to have sex, make love, fool around, fuck and get fucked – it is totally human!

If you’d look at your own sexuality for a moment, without being judgmental, you’ll discover that it’s simply an emotional and physical need – nothing more to it so please play safe and make sure you use protection.

**Laura Live! Episode 19 will be all about religion and sex, Jesus will make an appearance (and maybe even Glenn Beck), if you have a question you’d like to ask Jesus, please send it my way.**

If you’ve ever had the pleasure of experiencing (or giving) a G-spot orgasm – you would agree that it’s equivalent to fireworks explosions – It’s so intense and exiting, and sometimes it looks like the lady is having an orgasmic seizure that lingers forever…

G-spots are a little tricky in the beginning. My first time “looking” for it was very technical and uncomfortable – I was so determined to find it and “conquer” it that I forgot to enjoy the journey… I’ve learned that G-spot pleasure requires a bit of work.

G-Ki Vibe by Je Joue is a sassy little tool that can help you (and your partner) tickle your G-spot. If it’s your first time searching for the almighty G-spot – slow down and before you use the G-Ki Vibe make sure that you are relaxed, comfortable and well lubricated (maybe even have a bit of wine and some yummy treats – make the experience an event!)

The G-Ki Vibe is made out of firm (yet flexible) silicone, it has a thick, curved adjustable head that allows you to bend it to perfectly fit your body. It also has 5 levels of vibrations and pulsations for full stimulation and intensity control. You can turn on the vibes in the beginning of the “G-spot session” and enjoy a little clitoris fun… Once you’re ready, slowly insert the G-Ki Vibe into your vagina and it will lead you straight to your G-spot.

I own a few G-spot dildos and I must say that once I put my hands on G-Ki Vibe, I got totally hooked (so be warned!)
To learn more about G-Ki vibe click on the pictures below -

There are a few reasons for this common assumption: (a) Because girls love to talk about big willies (just like guys love to talk about big tits). (b) Because men think it’s masculine to have a large drill. (c)Because of the way penises are presented in porn – Most of the male “porn stars” (if not all of them) have beyond the average sized schlongs (and that’s pretty cool), but the truth of the matter is – not all girls like the same size “stirring stick”.

Every penis is different (though all of the dicks I’ve met throughout my life have had the exact same personality!) Every girl has a limited space in between her legs; therefore, a girl who has a “large hangar” with a wide “shipping and receiving dock” will enjoy a “big delivery” but a girl who has a “small, home operated business” doesn’t have the same capacity. In fact, I talked to a few of my girlfriends and some of us agreed that huge penises can get us a little worried (and in some cases a little scared…)

I did a little online research and read a few articles about sizes and shapes, I discovered that about 50% of the men in North America have an average of 5.5 – 6.5 inch long penises (when erected), most of the men in the world are uncircumcised, and very few people feel comfortable talking about their issues with their dicks.

There are a few problems and conditions (regarding penises) that men tend to hush, and the leading “secretive dick issue” is – Micro Penis syndrome. I can’t imagine how hard it must be for a man to live with this condition (simply because I don’t have a dick). It’s probably a direct punch to your manhood, but there are a few ways to deal with this issue (and many other issues regarding your “Salami”) first step is – be honest with yourself and go see a doctor.

Guys, you must know that it’s not about the size or shape of your wee-wee, it’s about what you do with it. No matter what kind of monster you have down there – you need to learn how to use it properly, and the best way to do that is by asking! Talk to your lover, ask her what she likes, make sure she is satisfied and happy, and if you feel that your “man tool“ is not big enough – you can always purchase a “fake man tool” and use it to enhance your sex life. And girls – I said it once and I’ll say it again – “Life is a dick, sometimes you need to suck it up!”

**Laura Live Episode 18 is all about your cock: Sizes, shapes, colours, cut, uncut and Mel Gibson! Send me your thoughts, ideas and stories or comment here**

In episode 24 of my diary (“Strap-On Anyone?”), I share a story about a wild night I experienced with my girlfriend Ella and her husband Robert. They are the most experimental, open minded couple I’ve met, and if I ever get married (which is very unlikely) I would like to model my relationship to be just like theirs.

Robert is one of many men who secretly wishes to get nailed in the ass, and that’s awesome (and sexy)! There are a few different ways to give your lover anal pleasure and strap-ons are one option to “roll in the hay” together.

A listener named “snowball” recommended a toy called “Feeldoe”, so all you “derriere loving players” listen up: The Feeldoe Vibrating Double Dildo is a HOT strapless strap-on that can be used by straight and lesbian couples. The cool thing about it is that both sides (top and bottom) will enjoy the vibrations AND penetration!

While the “receiver” can simply chill-out and enjoy the 8 inch silicone shaft, a large bulb at the other end is offered to the “giver” -  you can insert it into the vagina (for a G spot stimulation) or into the anus (for a delightful ass sensation!)

Here are a few pleasurable suggestions for beginners:  Make sure your “donkey tail” is clean (there is nothing more disgusting than a dirty ass!), use lots of lube (preferably water based), always let the receiver set the pace and depth (asses are a delicate entry so be gentle!), lots of kissing hugging and sexy words will help the receiver loosen up his/her tush and achieve an intense anal orgasm.

I bought the Feeldoe as a present to my sexy friend Ella & Robert’s 7th anniversary and they reported back – A+! The Feeldoe requires a few practice sessions (according to Ella) but once you’ve figured it out – you will probably get addicted!

For more info, click on the picture:

I have a pretty big collection of toys – about 50 different kinds of sexy, kinky and naughty “instruments” (and as you all know – I love playing by myself or with a lover). In the past I thought that sex toys were designed mainly for females and couples, but the truth is – guys are hornier than any other creature on the planet! (especially if they are single and “looking”).

Several sex toy companies have made it possible for MEN (straight and gay) to enjoy their sexuality to the max (by themselves or with a partner). I think that it’s simply wonderful! I mean – why not?! If girls are offered a huge selection of vibrators, dildos and whatnot, guys should be able to buy an affordable, elastic, “silicony”, soft friend and fuck the shit out of it!

One of the leading sex toys for men is called – Fleshlight.

It’s a flashlight looking toy that emulates the outer shape of a vulva, an anus or a mouth and inside it has a flesh like material sleeve that feels as close as possible to a human body.

It’s brilliant if you want to play solo or together, the possibilities are endless – jerk your lover off, watch him masturbate or make sure that when you’re out of town – he has a comforting “someone” to play with…

After I heard about the Fleshlight I had a dream involving a sexy man I met on Craig’s list a couple of years ago:

He was sitting on my kitchen counter holding an “Ice Fleshlight”, his dick was super hard and I couldn’t help but give him a wet blow job… Then I asked him to show me how the Fleshlight works. He put some lube on himself and in the toy and slid his cock into the soft “see-through” vulva opening and started jerking off… I watched his dick gliding in and out of the toy and got horny as hell…

I slowly took my cloths off pretending that I’m a stripper – I touched myself and arched my back so he could see my little waxed treasure… Then we both masturbated in front of each other (me with one of my toys and he with his). At some point he let me hold the Fleshlight and jerk him off – it was “hotter than boiling water”!

I woke up after he filled the Ice Fleshlight with his cum (yum)!
It was by far, one of the sexiest dreams I’ve ever had…

To learn more about the Fleshlight , click the link below:

In my mind, Porn is like a shot of Tequila or a “quick fix” for those uncontrollable moments when you just need to get off (and that’s totally human!) Erotica is more like slowly sipping on a glass of red wine… It lingers in your heart for a while, it makes you think and ask questions.

I’m not ashamed to admit that I’ve watched a lot of porn in my short life, but have come across fewer “movies” that added an emotional component. Porn is strictly technical, visual and physical – it’s more about body parts than emotions. Erotica on the other hand, gently arouses curiosity – it penetrates the mind and soul of the viewer, listener, or reader and focuses mainly on sensuality, pleasure and the emotional connection of one person by her/him self or between 2 (or more) people.

In the past 15 years, accessing free porn has become as easy as buying milk (thanks to the almighty Internet). A lot of young people get their “sexual education” through short sex videos – some of these clips (like – “Solo” or “Girl on Girl” action) are sweet and sexy and some of the videos present women as little pieces of meat covered make up (tasteless).

I find it hard to believe that any woman can actually enjoy having her pussy pounded by a monster cock, her ass drilled by Godzilla and at the same time having 2 dicks deep in her throat while being called a fucking whore! (It looks more like torture! And no wonder women in these types of pornos need to use gallons of lube and rarely have a REAL orgasm on camera!)

And then, there’s “Amateur Porn”, my favorite! It’s the closest thing to Erotica you can find on line for FREE: Real people, (like you and me) who get totally turned on by the thought of strangers watching – they don’t look like movie stars, they don’t have fancy lighting, they don’t have a make up artist “on set” and there’s no director telling them what to do: “move to the right, the camera needs to go up your ass!” – They simply fuck for their own enjoyment! (lovely)

There is a purpose for both Erotica and Porn and if I had to choose one – I would obviously lean towards Erotica, but Porn is awesome as long as no one gets hurt!

**What is your favorite type of Porn? Leave your comment here or send me a message. Laura Live Episode 16 will be all about porn!**

Some people are very obvious with their sexuality – they wear revealing clothes, their body language is sexually charged and they behave in a provocative manner. Others leave a lot of room for the imagination to run wild.

One of the sexiest experiences I’ve had was with a man whose name I didn’t know. He left such a strong impression on me and that feeling lingered in my heart for a couple of years. We were so open and direct with one another and even today, I sometimes wonder – “What if we got to know each other better?” or “I think I met Prince Charming, but I don’t really know him… ”

I’m attracted to men who hide an amazing body under an elegant suit, men who are simple, shy and quiet, men that hide an emotional secret they’ve never told a living soul… I love “cracking the chocolate egg and putting together a new toy” – it’s so satisfying.

You can add some sexy mystery into your life even if you’re in a long term relationship. Though you got to know each other pretty well through the years, there is always something new to try: cover your partner’s eyes and “feed” them sensuality with cheese and wine, blindfold your lover and give him a full body massage and oral sex, buy her a surprise (in the shape of a sex toy), take her to a romantic place she’s visited before, or write him an anonymous letter with all your dirty fantasies…

Mystery has so many erotic connotations, and when you find a way to resolve all of the sexy question marks – the pleasure is even greater.

**Have you ever had sex with a person whose name you didn’t know? Leave your comment here or send me a message – the most interesting stories will be featured on Laura Live**

Here are a few ideas to stimulate your creative and horny juices:

1. Romantic dinners are an obvious start (and it’s a must if you want to get laid) – go out or stay in, just make sure that the food is great and the atmosphere is seductive.

2. Drink a little wine (but don’t get wasted – there is nothing romantic about “drunken fucken”.

3. When all the BS is said and done and you finally get to bed, have a little surprise for your partner – something special that would make them feel sexy! I highly recommend Kama Sutra – it’s a line of high end products that makes foreplay smooth – literally! They have 3 flavors of chocolate body paint (so your lover will be your dessert), they also have an impressive selection of massage oils, water based lubes and arousing gels.

4. Massage is a great way to get things going, but what should you do next?! I suggest some “Vibes”! You can use a vibrator before and/or during penetration and even during the massage.
FYI – Vibrators are NOT only for her – he’s also invited to play! Without having testicles connected to my body, I guarantee you that a few sweet “ball vibes” will make your soft penis grow bigger and harder!
Lily by Lilo is my vibrating choice – it doesn’t look like a typical vibrator -It looks like a computer mouse and it moves as fast as Speedy Gonzales – it’s a little magical device that make my nights super orgasmic!

5. At this point some of you will simply fuck and go to sleep… so… If you are boring in bed – you MUST read this information (educate yourself!) If you are a kinky motherfucker – congratulations – that’s awesome!

Let’s talk about anal beads: men and woman can (and should) use this toy. We all have a highly sensitive nerve system in our ass holes (ha ha) and with the right touch everyone can have a delightful anal orgasm!
First off, anuses are very delicate so make sure that your lover is relaxed and well lubricated. Gently and gradually insert the beads into his or her “back door” before or during oral pleasure, before or during penetration, or you can combine beads with a vibrator on her clit or his balls! It will intensify the climax and will make it extra special!
I absolutely LOVE the X-10 Anal Beads because of their texture – they’re soft and smooth (for easy entry and exit), they have a large retrieval handle (easy to pull out), and graduated sizing.

6. So what now? You had a romantic dinner, some wine, a massage, a few vibes, and some anal play… well… to finish off the evening with a bang, my favorite sex toy is pretty simple, but it feels heavenly.
Vibrating cock rings are the best invention since sliced bread! They turn any dick (big or small) into a flesh and blood “Cockrator” and it’s a fun ride for both men and women!
I just ordered a Double Dolphin Vibrating Cock Ring – I love the idea that it’s enjoyable for both men and women at the same time because that’s what sex is all about!

When you are both satisfied, don’t forget to say “I love you”.
Happy Valentine’s Day.

You are welcome to purchase these products and more here:

Every straight man I’ve ever met (and had a “sex conversation” with), said that he would NEVER resist the opportunity to enjoy the company of 2 ladies at once. Most of the women I know mentioned that they love playing with the thought of sharing their bed with 2 men at the same time. And… most of my gay friends (men and women) said – “been there and done that!”

This idea exists in modern culture, but it started a long long time ago in the ancient world when a man was allowed to marry more than just one wife.

The proof of the existence of risque sexual behavior in those days is presented in art work. Historians have found erotic symbols in old paintings and sculptures from the Egyptian, Greek and Roman empires, as well as the obvious Kama Sutra temples in Khajuraho, India. (I recently watched an interesting documentary show called “Sex in The Ancient World” on the history Channel, and to those of you who are interested in expending your sexual history knowledge – I highly recommend it).

I personally would not be able to be in a relationship with 2 men at once, nor would I want my romantic interest to be involved with another woman. BUT – every once in a while it could be refreshing to add an extra personality into the game.

I’ve taken part in a few threesomes and orgies (some were better than others), and I think it’s all about the connection you make with the naked people around you… I find that my favorite part is actually absorbing people’s sexual behaviors and drawing inspirational ideas from it. (but of course I also enjoy the sexual acts involving me…)

Threesomes are a lot of fun when everyone has the same “goal” in mind – love each other, pleasure one another and experiment with different emotional reactions and physical positions…

If you choose to add a man or a woman under your covers, make sure you’re doing it right: Set up limits and boundaries that suit you and your partner, make sure that the “third wheel” knows the “rules of the game”, play safe and most importantly – focus on the collective sensual enjoyment that this situation can bring.

I must warn people with high jealousy tendencies – you guys should not even try to “play” threesome in real life, it would only bring obnoxious drama into your relationships. Be warned.

The rest of you – Do it!

**Have you ever taken part in a Threesome? Leave your comment here or send me a message. Most interesting stories will be featured on Laura Live!**

I dreamed of having sex with a colleague in a supermarket, I once dreamed of giving a BJ to an old high school friend in the middle of a football field, and a while ago I dreamed of having sex with my cat!! (You can hear all about it in episode #18 of my diary).
In most of my “sex dreams” I experiment with different sexual situations but it’s more informative than arousing (don’t ask me why). When I wake up in the morning I forget about it and move on with my day.

I do remember, though, a few occasions where I was woken up by a “dreamy orgasm” – I was literally  wet (and excited) so I guess I can classify those dreams as “wet”.

One dream I remember vividly was during a camping trip; it involved an attractive French girl (listen to episode #28 of my diary). In the morning I found myself thinking about the dream over and over again. It felt so real and my whole body was aroused, curious and stimulated by it.

The biological term for a wet dream is “Nocturnal Emission” and it involves either ejaculation during sleep (for a male), or lubrication of the vagina (for a female). It’s considered a type of spontaneous orgasm (as much as an orgasm can be spontaneous.)

There are numerous religious views on wet dreams – I personally think that religion is insane, just so you know – Jews, Christians and Muslims don’t consider wet dreams a sin, but a person who “wastes” his semen on “self pleasure” (even if it was in his sleep) needs to perform various acts to purify his soul. (In my holy books the only way to purify one’s soul is by masturbating at least once a day!)

Some men have wet dreams only at a certain age, while others have them throughout their lives (following puberty). Most women claim to have never experienced a wet dream (but let’s not forget that people in general don’t talk about these types of things…)

If you ask me, a “little puddle of happiness” is the most fun you can get out of a dream so… the more the better!

**What is the naughtiest dream you’ve ever dreamed? Submit your story in the comment section below or send me a message; most interesting stories will be featured on Laura Live!**

As a woman, I can understand why some ladies hide or “mask” the fact that they didn’t climax – for us, orgasms are wrapped up with the “emotional thing” – we need to feel safe and connected, so if the man is not a good listener  we might start making the grocery list in our heads… BUT also a lot of women are embarrassed to speak out and say how they’d like to be pleasured.

I must admit that when I was younger I committed the crime of faking an orgasm (no one is perfect!) I was inexperienced and not verbal enough. The guy I shared the night with was performing some crazy acrobatics on me (something that his previous girlfriend loved, but it didn’t really work out for me). He put so much effort into penetrating my ass hole with his big toe so… I moaned a bit, talked dirty and claimed that “I just came…” (I know, I know – it’s pretty lame!)

I remember feeling really bad about it – like I just cheated on a really important exam. I knew that I shouldn’t have done it but I felt uncomfortable saying something like: “Dude, please get your foot out of my ass!”

The thing is – we both knew that I faked it.

When you lie to your partner – you’re lying to yourself.

I think that the first step to becoming “sexually relaxed” with your partner is – be sexually comfortable with yourself, practice – turn yourself on, teach yourself the “secrets of pleasure” and get to know your own body. Each one of us is different, therefore each one of us fantasizes about different things, likes different positions, different speeds or intensities.

You’d feel much better if you’d just say: “Hun, don’t take it personally, but I’m not into this tonight… sorry”.

Casual sex is a little different because the connection between 2 people who just met is a little “loose”, so if you’re uncomfortable with your sexuality – don’t attempt one night stands!

**Have you ever fucked a “faker” OR have you ever faked an Orgasm? leave your comment in the comment section below or send me a message, most interesting stories will be featured in Laura Live!

I personally think that sexuality is a state of mind (being horny) and sensuality is the physical pleasure, but not necessarily the act, of sex.

I’ve met a lot of people who are extremely sexual but they are not in touch with their sensual powers. I’ve also noticed that little kids can be sensual but not sexual in nature (and that’s how it should be!)

Sensuality is the enjoyment, the emotion and the pursuit of physical satisfaction; for example – dance is an artistic form of expression and it’s very sensual, eating a home cooked meal can also be a sensual experience and cooking dinner for a friend might encourage you to add some love and desire into the brew.

Sexuality is a more technical and physical act that’s connected directly to sex. A woman wearing a tiny little dress is automatically labeled as “sexy”, porn has sexy images (but it’s rarely sensual), and dirty talk can be arousing, but the tone of the voice is what makes the experience… sensual.

I find the feeling of water on my skin a sensual sensation, warm sand in between my fingers and toes can shake up my senses, and slippery oil on my body turns on my erotic imagination, but I love mixing it with sultry emotions.

What is the sexiest/most sensual thing you’ve done with oil?

**Submit your story here or send me a message. Most interesting stories will be featured on Laura Live!

After that night, every time I came for a visit – the horny couple showed me how to get down and dirty. I found it very arousing – I was lying in bed with them watching their erotic exploits and touching myself (for my own pleasure). But after a while I noticed that she was faking her orgasms and underneath all the screaming and the shouting – she didn’t really enjoy herself, in fact – she looked like she was in a lot of pain. This realization made me “turn their show off”.

Every time you watch a porn video, you are a sort of voyeur – though you’re not an active participant at the crime scene, you’re still watching other people having sex and that’s Voyeurism.

This “concept” started many (many) years ago – before “free internet porn”, even before written history. Why? Because humans are kinky creatures and we like being naughty. Sexuality in general piques our interest no matter our social demographics, status or geographic location.

Watching other people having sex is a turn on and if you happen to watch a good looking couple “going at it” – that’s even hotter! But nowadays voyeurism (in most cultures) is considered to be deviant – or even a sex crime -  and in some countries (like the UK)  it’s a criminal offense. So watch who you’re watching!

Have you ever been a voyeur yourself, or had somebody watch you having sex? **Leave a comment or send me a message. Most interesting stories will be featured on Laura Live! Episode 10.

Around this time of the year people spend more money than they actually have, and honestly – I find it really disturbing! We create so much fucking waste it’s ridiculous! Plus – when you choose a gift for someone, it’s not about what you want to give them – it’s about what they would like to receive, and that’s not an easy task.

Wouldn’t it be awesome if this year instead of buying loads of crap we simply give our money to charity and save the world? Unfortunately that’s not gonna happen, so lets just buy a bunch of sex toys and play!

The great thing about sex toys is that they last for a long (long) time, they’re fun to play with, and they always make people feel wonderful.

Most sex toys can be used on both men and women. (For example: Vibrators are “meant” to stimulate the clitoris, but they are also great at massaging balls).  There are so many creative things you can do with sex toys – wouldn’t it be interesting to watch your partner fucking Sasha Grey’s latex vagina? Or maybe use a double dildo together to enjoy some “2 way anal pleasure”?

You can find some great sexy gift ideas here –

I remember clearly the first time I fell in love. I was 9 years old, his name was Thomas.
He was a year older and I used to watch him play soft ball with his friends every morning at recess.
One day, I found some “explosive courage in a hidden drawer”. I waited for the right moment and asked him if he would be my boyfriend… Unfortunately he was already taken by a “blond ponytail” and my heart was shattered…

Some people compare the sensation of being in-love to the sensation of using drugs and there is some truth to it.
The fact of the matter is: love involves nonverbal reactions – synaptic (chemical) connections within our brains (despite how unromantic that sounds).
Have you ever noticed how fast your heart beats when you touch the person you love? Have you ever felt dizzy kissing someone? Did you know that your pupils “expand” when you’re in love?
All of these are chemical reactions in your brain.

Having sex “under the influence of love” is almost like using a magical potion to enhance your senses.
If you look back at your “Orgasm History Records”, you’ll find that you’ve shared the most memorable climaxes with a true lover.
There is nothing more fulfilling then giving pleasure to the man or the woman your heart desires.

I fall in love in seconds, I never hold back, never plan or think twice, I guess it’s a part of my personality.
How about you? Have you ever experienced love at first sight?

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The thrill of “ALMOST getting caught” (with your pants off) – is one factor that drives horny individuals to pull out their junk and start “whipping their cream” in public.

The options are endless – everyone has at least one awesome story about an out door sexual encounter or a steamy make out session in a night club bathroom.
I guess that deep inside – we’re all “Porn Star Wannabes”.

Why do we get so excited by the idea of a “live audience”? I don’t have a reasonable explanation but who cares?! humans have a lively imagination and lot of passion so sometimes we “accidentally” cross the lines of “inappropriate behaviour”.

The other side of the coin is Voyeurism. No matter who you are or where you’re from – watching people having sex is an exciting sight (as long as everyone involved actually enjoy it!)

I’m positive that the police officers who caught Hugh Grant’s penis in a “pro prostitute” mouth (in the 1995 sex scandal) used this “graphic material” for a wild masturbation session later that week. So at the end of the day – everyone got what they wanted (sort of).

To be perfectly honest with you – when I see a sexy couple kissing in a dark movie theater – I actually hope that they’ll end up having sex (and I’ll enjoy a dirty movie ;o)

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If you look at the History of humanity – everything turns sexual at some point. No surprises here – after all, we are a bunch of horny creatures and we can’t stop thinking about sex.

Remember the movie “Eyes Wide Shut” by Stanley Kubrick? It’s actually based on a 1920’s Novella by Austrian Author – Arthur Schnitzler.

I saw the movie on a Halloween night when I was 19 or 20 and half an hour into it I felt dirty… I wasn’t a huge fan of that production, but I can’t forget the massive masked orgy of an underground cult scene. Seeing all these naked men and women having wild sex with beautiful Venetian masks on, I figured – “this looks like a Halloween party in a dark underground New York Club”.

A few days ago I went to a private Halloween party.

90% of the women were 90% naked. (I was the only “female potato”. Yes you read it right – A Potato!) The room was oozing sexuality and the steaming number of dirty nurses, horny school-girls (in short – short skirts), sexy firemen and filthy police officers – turned my costume into a soggy French-fry.

Halloween is a great day to fulfill your roll play fantasies. If you are shy and don’t know how to present your partner with a dirty idea – October 31^st is your best call!

It has such a strong influence over our lives, culture and moral.

Music is not something we can contain in a box, we can’t touch it, we can’t see it, but when we hear a song that we like – we memorize the words and recite them like a prayer.

Music has the ability to make us feel, give us hope, remind us of specific events, and in some cases it makes us… Horny…

If you’d look at pop culture (MTV, award shows etc.) – the world’s most successful recording artists are treated like gods, and most of them turn into sex symbols.

A lot of the songs that we hear on commercial radio suggest sexual activities. It started years ago – before Lay gaga, John Mayer and Rihanna, even before Mozart and Beethoven – music always had the power to surrender us in sensual mysterious ways.

I always connect music with my sexuality – they go hand in hand. Classical music will result in soft and tender sex; Rock & Roll will push me over the edge of naughtiness and Jazz will bring out my creative and quirky side.

Music sets the mode, creates an atmosphere and enhances our emotions with colorful sounds, so next time you want to treat your partner for something special – simply put on some relaxing chillout music, light up some candles and from there – things will just flow in the right direction. Guaranteed!

What’s your favorite “Sex Music”?

I often see people walking down the street carrying a million shopping bags and I think to my self: “this person suffers from an extreme case of sexual and emotional frustration…”

Maybe I’m quick to judge, but too many people believe that consuming more and more clothes, jewelry and gadgets (or even food) – will hide and bury the fact that they’re unhappy in their relationships.

This leads me to the question – how many people in the world are sexually and emotionally satisfied? I bet you that the percentage is pretty low.

We put so much time and energy into our jobs, careers, money (and the everyday BS), but we sometimes forget that at the end of the day – “All you need is love”. It might sound corny but really – all you need – in order to be happy – is “steaming love”.

It can be a long lasting relationship or a “short- term arrangement” (as long as it’s involving some hugging, kissing and honest intimacy…)

I once had a conversation with a man who said that after a while his partner became “very boring in bed” and didn’t want to give him oral pleasure anymore – so he kinda lost interest in her (sexually). I asked him when was the last time he gave HER oral pleasure… He couldn’t remember…

Having a solid sexual and emotional connection is about giving and receiving. It’s about investing your time, energy and creativity.  Whether it’s opening your heart and talking about your feelings, giving a long sensual massage, oral pleasure or simply cooking a romantic candle-light dinner.

When you do these things – your partner appreciates you more and as a result he/she feels the need to give back.

If you just sit there and expect to have your body (and mind) pleasured without giving anything – you probably should save up some money and hire a professional sex worker.

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People in general get very worried when they fantasize or dream about wild orgies, sex with BIG (or small) objects, sex with a pet, or even “nastier” more provocative things…

I say – DON’T WORRY ABOUT A THING!

Don’t feel guilty about it and don’t psych yourself about your sexuality because at the end of the day – it was just a fantasy… As long as no one got hurt, and as long as you didn’t act upon something that is against what you believe (or against the law) – You’re all good!

If you are asking me – don’t even talk about it – if you feel embarrassed, ashamed, or think that other people might judge you for it – remember – it didn’t really happen.

In my imaginary world – everything goes – I allow myself to think about wild and “insane” sexual activities. I don’t actually wanna have sex in the middle of the street in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people – But the thought of it (always) turns me on.

Fantasies are like seasons – They come and go – sometimes they repeat themselves in a cycle and sometimes they evolve and turn into something a little different – just like Climate changes ;o)

Accepting your sexual desires – is accepting yourself. We all have out of the ordinary (imaginary) moments, so lets just relax and enjoy it!

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I think you’d agree that both are very comforting.

Eating food only because you have to eat, is like having sex, just so you can get off. Let’s be honest here – it’s boring! It turns into a chore; something you must do because someone told you gotta do it! (or because you’re hungry…)

When I’m aroused I use all my senses – I look, smell, touch, listen and taste. Adding some freezing cold Gelato into the mix will (for sure) bring a smile to my face.

I find a direct connection between good sex and delicious food – both give me great pleasure!

Episodes 9 and 16 of my podcast are sharing my experiences combining food and a sexual activity – It’s a bit messy, but it’s a lot of fun (you should give it a try).

I’m sure you’ve heard that fruits (especially tropical fruits, such as pineapple, mango, papaya and melon) can make “love juice” taste yummy (or better). Good news is – Fruits make everything taste sweeter– your skin, lips, saliva, cum and “lady love nectar”.

What you eat – is how you taste like, and between you and me – there is nothing more exciting then a strawberry flavored vagina or a pineapple flavored dick!

Bon-a-petit!

**What is the most creative thing you’ve done combining food and sex? Leave your comment in the comment section below, most interesting comments will be featured on my (up and coming) new show – “Laura Live!”